Toilet roll situation: Yes, I own some. Pasta stocks: Yes, I own some. Mum’s top tip of the week: not sure if I’ve actually spoken to my mother this week. Should probably get on that. General: Let’s get one thing straight before we begin the story: I am, broadly, a stable individual who is functional … Continue reading The Chronicles of Lockdown: the Cat, the Beach and the Hormones
Toilet roll situation: Ran out of loo roll!!! Finally happened!! I mean, I actually got down to 3 rolls then made a mental note to buy some more which I later forgot until 4am, at which point I blearily grabbed my phone and emailed my work email (side note: emailing my work email to remind … Continue reading Local Lockdown Ennui
Let’s go back in time. It’s Friday 13th March and an attractive, intelligent and humble woman is hunched over a desk at the office. She’s slightly tired from taking her sister out for a belated birthday meal the night before (which she will later discover is the meal where she may-or-may-not have given half her … Continue reading U (still) Can’t Touch This
Toilet roll situation: Still own toilet roll. Everyone seems to have calmed down on that front, now, and I’m not quite bored enough to keep counting. Pasta stocks: Actually bought more pasta yesterday! I hadn’t run out, exactly, because I still have half a pack of lasagne sheets, two packets of spaghetti and half a … Continue reading (50) Days of Lockdown
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